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fellatioutboy:

sixyearsofcollegedownthedrain:

panic-at-the-dildos:

djali96:

panic-at-the-dildos:

damn son vaginas get itchy too and u don’t see us shoving our hands down our pants it’s called self control go find some

Wut?

DAMN SON VAGINAS GET ITCHY TOO AND U DON’T SEE US SHOVING OUR HANDS DOWN OUR PANTS IT’S CALLED SELF CONTROL G O F I N D S O M E

I’ll bet that person had to delete their name because they got inundated with OP’s post over again

im not sure if im proud of myself or disappointed





illusoriness:

I want to tell you so badly, but I don’t know if it will change anything. 





mechacop:

i remember one year in school, our french teacher had to pull the class aside and give us a talk about our final essays because not only did one kid in the class put his paper through Google Translate, but he translated it to Spanish by accident and handed it in thinking it was the correct language.

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person: OMG YOU DIDN'T STUDY FOR THE TEST???!?!?!
me: nope
person: BUT HOW ARE YOU GONNA PASS???
me: i'm not




your mother
didn’t spend
9 months
forming your body
inside of her
just so you could
hate and destroy it

bzq (via fuckinq)

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Relationship advice: Find someone who accepts you for the lazy piece of shit you are.
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mickeymouskovich:

a rape victim says “I was drunk” and it’s makes the assault her fault

a rapist says “I was drunk” and suddenly he can’t be held responsible for his actions

that is royally fucked up

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coluring:

i accept high fives only on my ass

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jerkidiot:

yeah…im tough….i’ve got some scars…..*shows u my belly button* this one i got from being in the womb for 9 months….had to remove my umbilical cord…rough times but im still standing…

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